An Open Letter to Bettina Arndt
The powerful human drive to protect childhood innocence in a time of increasing sexualism seems to bring Christian fundamentalists and Feminists together as unlikely bedfellows.
The Jewel Eldora Exit
On the road to discovering the disgusting truth about the origins of the culture war and critical (insert your flavor) theory, you just might find the Jewel Eldora exit.
Swamp Monster from Stearns County Swamp
Minnesota is a powder keg of unchecked neophilic, progressive policies, that ignore human motivation and ignore or steeply discount stereotype accuracy. Downstream sympathetics to hysteria behave collectively to avoid detection and create their fantasy utopia.
God, Jesus Christ, I love the Jewish People
Of all the groups you’re going to hate, I’ve never understood why you’d hate a group that has contributed so much to humanity...
Evil Men and the Women Who Love Them
They say there's someone out there for everyone. Even evil shitweasels deserve to be loved...
An Open Letter to Chris Martin
Dear Mr. Martin, You’ve had a heck of a year, dude. I can only imagine. My condolences and I hope some blessings come from it. This city has been brewing…
MN Orwellexicon
Humor can help define what’s true, by cutting through group bull shit and illuminating paths to enlightenment.
The Elephant in the Court is a Kangaroo
If you liked the arrest of George Floyd, you are going to love a fair trial in Minnesota Criminal Court.
Jury Questions in the Noor Trial
Hennepin County District Court Judge Kathryn Quaintance’s opening remarks in her sentencing of Mohamed Noor, June 7, 2019 “The primary concern of the jurors who heard the testimony in this…
Philando Castile, Justine Damond, and the Automatic In-Group Bias Toward Women
Author’s note: This article is deadly serious. If you are a white woman in Minneapolis, this short test could save your life. Information at the bottom of this article could also save…