Swamp Monster from Stearns County Swamp

Swamp Monster from Stearns County

I’ve questioned my sanity for decades while watching destructive, sticky, ideas spread like a virus around the world – hidden behind taboos and destroying lives. These ideas make smart, educated, people stupid and dangerous, like a herd, flock or school, just waiting to be panicked. 

After years of research, I believe this is a mind virus that escaped from a Stearns County monastery in Collegeville, MN which then mutated in St. Paul Catholic Schools when it combined with hysteria, before spreading globally. 

It is a mass psychogenic illness caused by ASCHITI Model of Gender Perception, an exploit in the human operating system.

Nearly everyone in Minnesota’s political class is infected with at least one variant of this epidemic hysteria. It drives a set of cognitive filters, behaviors, and moral and group biases. It spreads virally using female pattern aggression and status mechanisms, and distorts social perception. The groups seek power through coercive institutional and personal enforcement of groupthink. 

When the luxury beliefs of the political class and their morally driven policy decisions meet reality, they cause downstream confusion and outrage.

For Future Researchers

I’ve compiled a nomological network of evidence to explain my observations, the mechanisms of exploitation, and a short treatise on Computational Humor as a potential solution to the problem. These collective group behaviors and ideas serve as a platform that makes sympathetics highly suggestable. 

These sympathetics are also highly prone to communicate global panics. 

The Toronto Bill C16 Mob, the Evergreen, and the Red Pill Movie Moral Panics, were all outbreaks of the same phenomena as the George Floyd panic. This is falsifiable, because if it’s true, we’ll see this pattern again and again, stemming from Minnesota.

In 2014/15, Black Lives Matter entered into the Minnesota Mindive. The global network of sympathetics exploded with two sets of messaging:  “All Lives Matter” vs. “Black Lives Matter.” 

The two biggest spikes in the use of these terms followed Minnesota events, namely, the deaths of Philando Castile and George Floyd.

I believe QAnon and the belief that White Nationalists are the nation’s biggest security threat are the same hysteria – and stress distorts reality for sympathetics. Both of these are based on real problems, but viral stress distorts the threat level. The taboo nature of these beliefs causes media and sympathetics to activate a deviance amplification spiral causing stress in a feedback loop. 

Previous Predictions 

In June of 2017, I predicted panics regarding “Sex Trafficking”, “White Nationalism” and looting of MN based Target Stores based on what was echoing in the Twin Cities Chamber. 

Within 30 months of my public prediction, these three terms peaked at least 1,000 times over their 15 year high. 

In the same series, I wrote about Minnesota’s Postmodern Legal System (MPLS) and its downstream outrage effects.  MN has real due process problems and BLM enforces a luxury belief to white sympathetics that this is someone else’s problem. 

The killing of Justine Damond forced an error and set an inevitable date with reality.

Mohamed Noor’s farcical, secret trial, and conviction, appeased the mob but simply delayed the outrage until the Death of George Floyd.

Minnesota is a powder keg of unchecked neophilic, progressive policies, that ignore human motivation and ignore or steeply discount stereotype accuracy.  The sympathetics behave collectively to avoid detection and create their fantasy utopia. 

It’s not a conspiracy, per se’, it’s a script, they are religiously convinced of their moral correctness.

Over 50 articles I suggest Minnesota will be the epicenter of perpetual, global mass hysteria. I’ve presented multiple hypothesis explaining a pattern of moral panics along moral scripts, written by:

Swamp Monster(s) from Stearns County
  1. Minnesota priest Fr. Virgil Mischel from St. John’s Abbey in Collegeville MN that became Vatican II.
  2. Minnesota Sociologist Dr. Paul Marx, Father of the modern Pro Life Movement
  3. Minnesota Marxist Feminist Kate Millett author of Sexual Politics (Patriarchy | Gender Theories)

I’ve also identified possible environmental causes:

  1. Mosquitos <= Frog Collapse due to regional overharvesting caused an increase in MN’s state bird.
  2. International Retail Corporations Surveillance Networks
  3. MInnesota Political and Media Networks/Producers and Anti-Racist Activists

Frog disasters, international corporations, and the entertainment industry are great for humor, but no one is going to take them seriously. Sympathetics are incapable of seeing Anti-Racist Activists as groups or networks but rather as an ideology. 

Instead, for brevity and seriousness, I’ll narrow the scope to the social scripts, which seem most likely. 

Each movement: Vatican II, Pro Life Movement and Marxist Feminism, use social scripts to exploit moral typecasts and spread from host to host undetected behind moral and biophobic taboos. 

It is 100% possible, even likely, that my prediction of the global nature of the George Floyd riots was a black swan event and not a foreshock.  Even if the scale was a black swan it follows a 100 year pattern that has accelerated since Roe v. Wade. 

I thoroughly explore 12 previous Minnesota-based moral panics from Prohibition, Backwards Records, Prince, Sex Offender Registries, Anti-Racist Action and George Floyd. 

Prohibition predates the Michel, Marx and Millett movements but I include it for context. Minnesota Congressman Andrew Volstead’s willingness to present the unconstitutional Volstead Act, for the moral good, under pressure from women’s groups, illustrates a dangerous attribute of Minnesota culture

The resulting problems with Prohibition also highlights the destructive downstream effects of these feel good policies have on broader society.  

My articles explore the taboos surrounding group dynamics, media, technology, mate selection, moral typecasting, network communications, future shock, and groupthink. I reference at least 40 academic research articles, books and 100’s of historical and government data sources.

Kate Millett

In a 2020 zoom call, Kate’s sister Mallory Millett told me the women banging on the door outside Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation demonstrated Kate’s hysteria. It also very much reminded me of my mother’s bipolar hysteria.  

Since finding out on that call that Millett, the founder of Marxist Feminism, attended St. Paul Catholic Girls Schools with my mother and aunts, I can no longer claim objectivity as a researcher.  

Special thanks to an anonymous U of M Professor for giving tough feedback that my articles, “read like activism.” I didn’t like to hear it, but he was right. 

I’ve come to a conclusion, these are viral group conversions, exploiting human moral bias, caused by man made scripts.

My mother’s Catholic education and Marxist feminism are old suspects. My mother was ProLife but had the same fast cycling mania and manipulative malignant narcissism as is reported about Millett.  

I speculate Millett was the index case of a group conversion disorder that started in St. Paul Caholic Schools.  

I can no longer be objective and must state my ideas and present all of my research to you for critique.  

Future Predictions

My theory would predict that:

  1. “Patriarchy” and “Male Privilege” are explicitly measurable cognitive illusions that create explicit bias, including motivating prejudicial actions.
  1. Minnesota will continue to be the source of police related outrage for years to come:
  • MN v. GY killing of Philando Castile (PC)
  • MN v MN => killing of Justine R. Damond (JD)
  • MN v DC => killing of George Floyd (GF)
  • MN v TL, TT and AK  => Killing of George Floyd (GF)
  • MN v. KP => Killing of Daunte Wright (DW) – Another forced error
  1. Amy Klobuchar (DFL) and Tom Emmer’s AHA will pass with bipartisan support and will disproportionately affect the Black community with recovered memories and spectral evidence convictions.

By 2025, I predict there will be a panic regarding cryptocurrency and sex on chat apps due to a major MN influencer discovering her 9-year old grandson was exchanging felony videos via chat during the pandemic. There may also be another global panic relating to another high profile policing incident.

These and other Minnesota Panics will create semi-predictable waves of moral outrage and messaging throughout predictable network paths and flare ups of downstream unrest. These will be trackable and measurable.

These are many claims and many major predictions, any of which may render my theory false.

Moral Entrepreneurs have spread these ideas throughout academia, religious institutions, and legal and law enforcement systems for the last 50 years.  If my theory is accurate, people are guaranteed to be outraged by the unintended consequences and unexpected results from these feel-good social movements and their luxury beliefs becoming exposed to reality. 

As I can no longer be an objective researcher, I turn my aim to Algorithmic and Computational Humor and leave the social science to social scientists.

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