Jewel Eldora

Unconstrained Analytics Report on MN – When Does a State Become a Counterstate?

By Jewel Eldora May 20, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

Unconstrained Analytics released some pretty interesting reports about Minnesota. They seem to be seeing the same thing as Jewel Eldora, just from a different perspective.

Amber Heard and the MeMeMeToo Sisterhood

By Jewel Eldora May 15, 2022Current Events, Dear Johnny

How society handles women that spread social contagion has changed significantly over the last 100 years. Is this progress?

Minnesota State Birdlist

By Jewel Eldora May 10, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

Boppa Oom Mao Mao, Ba Boppa Oomm Mao Mao.

It Doesn’t Fit the Narrative – Part 3

By Jewel Eldora May 7, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

We continue with part three of Theo Olson's account of his experience working within the St. Paul Public Schools, and his cancellation for daring to speak the truth.

Johnny Depp and the Shit Stains

By Jewel Eldora May 1, 2022Dear Johnny

A year ago, I told the people tweeting #AmberHeardisaLiar that I was going to write an article defending Amber Heard, suggesting that her behavior was actually super common. The performative outrage was palpable.

It Doesn’t Fit the Narrative – Part Two

By Jewel Eldora April 30, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

In part two of It Doesn't Fit the Narrative, we get a brief glimpse into the realities of everyday life in the St Paul Public Schools...

Dean Phillips Recruits at Hopkins High School

DIE-ing in Hopkins

By Jewel Eldora April 30, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

Something's amiss in Hopkins, MN - but at least they've got their students muzzled for their own good.

Right on Target

By Jewel Eldora April 28, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka, The War on All Men

As we continue to purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, we take a deep look at the practices and policies of MN's most beloved export - Tar-jay-Boo-Teek.

Shield and a Weapon

By Jewel Eldora April 24, 2022Dear Johnny, The War on All Men

There is a steady drumbeat to make sure Amber Heard is punished for her treatment of Johnny Depp. But don't dare mention how common her behavior really is or you will come to learn how "Survivor" is both a shield AND a weapon.

It Doesn’t Fit The Narrative – Part One

By Jewel Eldora April 23, 2022Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

Over the course of the next few weeks, I will share the story that's been shared with me about one MN Educator's lived experience inside the woke-mind-virus that is public education.

MHS Picks a Fight Between the Sioux and the US

Jewel Runs for Governor

On Glamour