Correct-thinking people in MN understand that everything Donald Trump has done since the moment he was born is either rape, racist, or a RICO violation.
Recently, disgraced cartoonist Scott Adams has begun suggesting that charges against Donald Trump are somehow politically organized, and should themselves be framed as RICO violations.
I’d like to inform you about how dangerous, sexist, racist, Islamaphobic, misogynistic, and Antisemitic conspiracy theories are, and how they have real-world consequences in Minnesota, when spread.
JFK – The Original MN Conspiracy Theory
Correct-thinking people know Lee Harvey Oswald, who shot John F. Kennedy, and Jack Ruby, who shot Oswald, acted alone.
We know this because in less than a week, the Warren Commission determined it was true after looking at all of the evidence. Conspiracy Theorists proposed that Minnesotan Senator Hubert H. Humphrey and Minnesota Mobster Kid Cann killed Kennedy, making Humphrey, previously majority whip, the new Vice President.
Since Humphrey was MN Democrat Farm Labor Party (MN DFL) and Cann and Ruby were Jewish, conspiracy theories are clearly Antisemitic.
Feeding Our Futures – The “Biggest Fraud in the Pandemic”
During the pandemic, correct-thinking people in the MN government gave $250 million dollars to the Feeding Our Futures Program. No actual meals were ever provided and conspiracy theorists are suggesting that the suitcases full of money sent back to East Africa were part of some “Criminal Conspiracy” to defraud the government.
Because the cofounder of this non-profit was MN Democrat Farm Labor Party (MN DFL) and Somali, conspiracy theories are Islamaphobic.
911 – Flying Cloud Airport
MN has a long history of Islamaphobic conspiracy theories. Never forget the MN flight school instructor who reported Saudi nationals to the Mpls FBI because they showed up and didn’t want to practice taking off or landing. This led to a very dangerous conspiracy theory.
2010 MN Gubernatorial Election – Mystery Votes
On election night in 2010, 60,000 votes from Hennepin County came in the middle of the night for Mark Dayton, heir of the Target Corporation fortune. Conspiracy theorists suggested that Hennepin County Election Manager Rachel Smith and Hennepin County Auditor Jill Alverson conspired to elect Mark Dayton. They seem to have said this simply because they same thing happened between Al Franken and his Republican challenger Norm Coleman in 2008.
Because Mark Dayton and Al Franken are both Democratic Farm Labor Party (MN DFL) and Rachel Smith and Jill Alverson are women, conspiracy theories are deeply Misogynistic.
Pictured: Rachel Smith Photo: Minnesota Public Radio
The Minneapolis Terrorist Network Formerly Known as Anti Racist Action
Correct-thinking people know “Antifa” is an ideology, not an actual group. Given the fact that Anti Racist Action was started in Mpls and its founder, Mic Crenshaw, is still active in Portland, OR and they have the same trick in their name, and Teen Vogue, Twin Cities Public Television, and “Working Class History” all did pieces on them, crazy people think they are a group.
Since Mic Crenshaw is Black, conspiracy theories are clearly racist. But because the parents of cofounder Kieran Knutson were prominent educators and Communists, this “Antifa is a Group” conspiracy theory is both racist and red-baiting. It’s also worth noting that since MN Democrat Farm Labor (MNDFL) Attorney General,
Keith Ellison represented Knutson for trying to beat a man to death with brass knuckles, it’s also anti-Democratic.
2020 – Where to Start?
This leads us to the granddaddy of all conspiracy theories that Covid, George Floyd, and the 2020 election are somehow related.
First, the so-called “Lab Leak Theory” is obviously racist. Correct-thinking people understand Covid came from Chinese people fucking bats and eating pangolins.
Second, the worldwide outrage following the murder of George Floyd was organic and happened without the help of hysterical white women.
Third, the Project Veritas video showing ballot harvesting in Mpls for Ilhan Omar’s campaign was deceptively edited and missing context. That person was ballot harvesting for a totally different candidate.
Fourth, if Mr. Adams is suggesting Minnesota is somehow the “Swing State that Wasn’t Barking,” I’ll let him know Minneapolis had the highest voter turnout in the country. While correct-thinking Minnesotans all know Donald Trump and his supporters are Nazis, they’d never involve themselves in something as heinous as election fraud.
Fifth, MN’s Teacher’s union being affiliated with both the NEA and the AFT, the first Teacher’s union who dared Strike (1946, and that VP Mondale was the most responsible for creating the DOE and that Mpls ISD DEI coordinator Deray Mckesson was the early face of BLM has nothing to do with two MN police shootings being the largest BLM events.
Just because Minnesota’s Senior Senator is head of committees that could regulate social media companies out of business doesn’t mean they’d help her silence her opposition. Just because her former assistant, the Hennepin County Attorney, Mike Freeman, was the President of the District Attorney’s Association doesn’t mean that somehow Democratic DA’s are coordinating to get Trump.
Lastly, just because Attorney General Keith Ellison, who was the co-chair of the DNC, was prosecuting Derek Chauvin at the time his son City Councilman Jeremiah Ellison voted to give a $27 million dollar settlement to the Floyd family doesn’t imply collusion.
Anyone who watched the 2020 debates knows that Democrat men don’t know anything about what their sons do. All of the correct-thinking people of Minnesota know the Democratic Farm Labor Party (MNDFL) are the good guys and everyone else is just a right-wing conspiracy theorist.
