Amber Heard / Darrell Brooks

AI art generated by the prompt Outrage-O-Meter

Amber Heard made false domestic violence allegations and murdered 6 people including half the dancing grannies in Waukesha, Wisconsin and a small child. 

No wait, that was Darrell Brooks who was recently on trial for 77 counts of running over a Christmas Parade.

Who could forget when Amber Heard suffocated that Black-Indigenous-Guy-Named-George-Screaming-I-Can’t-Breathe-of-Color to death in a viral video in 2020?

No, that wasn’t Amber Heard, that was Sarah Boone, oh did you think I was going to say Derek Chauvin? 

Sarah Boone cameraphoned Jorge (pron: George) Torres in a suitcase and taunted him to death as he cried, “I can’t breathe!” Sarah Boone outrage in Red.

Of course, who could forget when Amber Heard falsely accused the father and got custody of her son Eli and promptly shot him to death 9 times point blank with a shotgun and put him in her trunk?

Oh yeah, that wasn’t Amber Heard, that was Eli Hart’s Mom, but you wouldn’t know it from the relative level of outrage this caused.

Darrell Brooks was just convicted of 76 Christmas Parade related felonies. Jorge Torres’ ALLEGED murder was the same day Nancy Pelosi was encouraging everyone to come down to Chinese New Year because the Pandemic was a Xenophobic Conspiracy.

That was months before George Floyd and yet, Boone’s trial is not even slated to start until January. 

Also in January will be the trial Eli Harts Mom, who ALLEGEDLY murdered her son with She / Her, Ally, BLM profile and a shotgun she presumably had to reload several times for the 9 point blank blasts that killed the boy.

It seems our Outrage-O-Meter might be malfunctioning.