Jewel Eldora is Wrong: Darrell Brooks and Marvin Heemeyer

AI Generated Art of Prompt Killdozer

Dear Ms. Eldora,

I’ve been reading your “coverage” of the Darrell Brooks, Waukesha Christmas Parade incident.  As a crazy person who’s pissed off about something, I find it to be quite biased.

If Darrell Brooks has a problem with the system, he can handle it like white crazy people do, with killdozers. That’s right, if you want political change or to address injustice, you don’t get it by rioting, painting signs, or running down Dancing Grandmas in a Christmas Parade.

You get it by armoring a diesel bulldozer and crushing city hall.

The mamby-pamby liberals in Madison would have you believe that white people have all the power.  That’s just not true, it’s your local city government.

This is where armored bulldozers have historically been the most effective at driving policy change.  

Those same liberals will argue that Black people don’t have enough access to bulldozers, armor, and welding equipment.

I think it’s time we dispense with those beliefs once and for all.  This is America and if anyone really wants an armored bulldozer, and is willing to work for it, City Hall be damned!

I’m not saying that inner city youth have it easy.  It’s difficult to learn basic welding without a father in the home and it’s not like bulldozers just grow on trees.  Further, when all the moms around you are getting money from the government, it’s difficult to develop a proper distrust.

Most of all, these kids don’t learn the work ethic or Sticktuitiveness™ necessary to procure and properly armor a bulldozer. It’s time Black people pull themselves up by the bootstraps!

At any rate, I’m sure you won’t print my letter, your coverage has been awful.

Signed,

Chooses to Remain Anonymous, Rural Wisconsin