Kaneirie NLPUA

Canary-Jail

Mr. Kaneiri,

You are in one Hell of a Koal-mine, mister. You’ll excuse me, but I heard you had a sense of humor about the situation you’ve found yourself in, so, I hope you don’t mind.  

What a dumb ass. I’ve read the abstract of each one of your patents.  

Let me get this straight… 

You sued AT+T AND Microsoft for these foundational patents

You did that without a product in the marketplace to defend your position?  

Huh.

You patented a process for deprogramming the Luciferians, eh?   

You put that product in the market, did ya?  

Huh.

Your secret DeLuciferian group was called “DOS”, like the Operating System?

Huh. 

Apparently, you have a taste for Federal Court. News to the wise, the Swamp isn’t going to let you DeLuce any of their fungus people. 

I’m in a weird situation, in that I understand the technical and business details of each of your technical patents AND I also understand that there are a lot more Luciferians than you do. I’ve been watching them for 45 years at ground zero – my home state of Minnesota. 

Congratulations on inventing something that’ll get your ass thrown in prison for 120 years without ever actually breaking the law.  

Man, for a smart guy, you are a super dumbass… nobody needed that invention, thank you.

I’m the person who recommended Gad Saad’s book, “The Parasitic Mind,” and Scott Adams’ “Win Bigly” and “Loserthink.” I’m super glad you read them. I’m now enclosing Dan Roam’s “Back of the Napkin.” Please teach these technologies to others in Federal Prison, as you’ll likely be there for a while. 

Word to the wise.  Your technical patents never should have been granted. Your lawyers are great, but they did you no favors. Defending those patents in Federal Court made you some powerful enemies. Your patent attorneys are very good attorneys who did you no favors and are not your friends.

You thought you were smart and had a lot of money, but the smart money is always on AT+T and Microsoft, dumbass.

As for your Patented Luciferian-DeLucifyer, we need to urgently DeLuce the Luciferians in Minnesota, Oregon, and Canada. 

How about this… take this copy of Dan Roam’s “Back of the Napkin,” and teach your fellow prisoners to help you diagram due process back into the American Justice System.


In the meantime, release your DeLucer into the public domain, so we can deprogram the God Damned Zombie Fucking Mindhive Already.

I will send any of these books to anyone who requests them from your Federal Prison.

The officials should be begging you to leave their prison in no time.  



Jewel Eldora
AVFM
Grossness in Human Relations Editor
Reporting on Political Correctness in Minnesota

Attached:
Win Bigly, Scott Adams 
Back of the Napkin, Dan Roam
Loserthink, Scott Adams
Parasitic Mind, Gad Saad.
Scott Adams 2/6 Rule of Humor
Duluth Model of Power and Control
The Basement by Kate Millett
Sexual Politics by Kate Millett







A Case for The Biophobic Marx Hysteria from Stearns County, Minnesota.

This is part II of a series on Human Grossness and the Biophobic Marx Hysteria from Stearns County, Minnesota Swamps.

This series is based on the research of  Dr. Tania Reynolds, the writings of Dr. Gad Saad and 80 years of the combined independent field observations of Mallory Millett and Jewel Eldora.  

From Prohibition to George Floyd, there is something in the water in Minnesota. Millett, Mosquitos and Marx.

Reference Materials:

Mallory Millett [1]

Kate Millett [1][2][3][4]

Tania Reynolds [1][2]

Gad Saad Consuming Instinct ; Parasitic Mind

Scott Adams 2/6 Rule of Humor may save us all.